stupid things

I have come to the conclusion that there should be a limit on the number of stupid things one person can do.

After a set number of stupid things, each person should have a light installed. A big red one right in the middle of his or her forehead. That light should flash continuously from the time they do the last allowable stupid thing until the day they die. It would serve, not only as a reminder to them, but as a public service announcement to all the people they come in contact with.
 - Deb Parker